DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!

Well the Lions lost but more importantly me and Stefani made the Jumbotron TWICE!!

OH, but anyway, about the game....What the hell happened to our offense... Martz?!?!?!!! I WANT to know who's at fault dammit!

To answer you smartasses out there: Yes, I was at the game, but well for any of you that have actually gone to an NFL or college game you know that there a quite a lot of distractions - not to mention all the tailgating (aka drinking & eating until your jeans are suddenly a size smaller along with your brain cells) AND we don't get all the instant replays at Ford Field - that still PISSES me off. PLUS...

Being the defensive minded gal I am and because I actually went to one of the tryout days for the professional female football team, I know enough about the offense, to know that I don't know enough about offense!

So... 1)Was Martz calling the wrong plays? 2)Did Kitna not throw where he was supposed to or 3)Were the wide receivers not where they were supposed to be?? The guy that sits a couple of seats down from me is always right on the ball (thank gawd). He always knows the penalty that will be called before anyone else and when Furrey made that catch everyone was standing & cheering about, he was bitching because apparently Roy was wide open. He also pointed my direction to the Jumbotron to show that Roy was bitching Kitna out. Well whatever the damn problem is with the offense.... FIX IT MARTZ, you offensive guru and fix it fast!!!

I must admit that I LOVED the game, the defense ROCKED, my boy Shaun Rogers kicked some ASS!!! And thanks to him blocking the field goal the first time, I (Stef too) was on the Jumbotron, until the dumb pepsi corporate seat guys that don't even LIKE the Lions practically tackled us to get on screen - Losers!! ... But back to the winners.. Way to go Shaun Baby!!!! Love ya' - Oh and thanks for letting me interrupt your lunch to take a picture with me. Even though we had to wait for the dumbass to figure out how to use a camera. You ROCK Shaun.

By the way you heard it here first... The Detroit Lions are winning the NFC North!! We are going to kick Grossmans ass right out of the game next week, which will have the double bonus of starting Griese who just so happens to be on my Demoliton Dollz Fantasy Team. My first (and last) year doing a Fantasy Football team. What a PAIN in the ASS - more on that to come.

OBSERVATIONS & NOTABLES:

• Eastern Market defintely is the Tailgate party we were missing the past couple of years, we finally parked there, what a freaking blast!!! We also got to ride a shuttle bus again. Shuttle busses are great fun and our bus driver rocked, she was cutting all you people stuck in traffic off with the cops help, nyah nyah. We were all cheering her on!

• Another bonus is our new buds... D. BROWN! D. BROWN! D. BROWN! You're cool even with your bedazzled Emmitt Smith Jersey & thanks for the shots bud; MOOSE!!!!! I'll knock you down before the season's over, but it was fun bouncing off you!; PEPE, we really didn't see your peepee, but you should be a bit more careful about the location you choose next time! NEW YORK, I think you might be a bit too normal to hang around these guys (maybe some more Jaeger next time), so that's why I'm calling you New York, and I still want my hotel and club info!

• We had a heartwarming return to our seats with the other regulars. Hugs & kisses all around. Awwwwwwwwww. I really have to get your guy's names!!

• Well, I finally found out that the seats in front of us are corporate seats that Pepsi owns. Hey Pepsi, you have crappy football fan employees!! You should give a f'ing football quiz to the people you give them to, because of all the people that have sat there over the past years, the one guy below & to my left was the ONLY actual football fan I've seen there. I will never drink Pepsi again! OH and by the way they were all (okay most of them) very drunk & very obnoxious!

• So Shaun Baby, blocked a field goal, and for all of you that know me and/or have been reading my blogs y'all know I just love big baby and finally got his jersey (special ordered) last year. So after he blocked the field goal, the Jaegermeister kicked into high gear and I was jumping around making muscles, pointing to my jersey and roaring (ROOAAAARRR) heh. When all of a sudden everyone started screaming at me and pointing at the Jumbotron and there I was with Stefani!! Until the ugly, dumbass, drunk Pepsi guy stuck his face in. But it was fun, and just to clarify....

• The Jumbotron cut me off so you couldn't see my jersey. I WAS lifting my jersey so that the crowd could see the 92 for big baby... I WAS NOT planning on flashing the crowd, but I am working on a new tshirt for me & Stef to wear. Maybe I'll even borrow D. Brown's bedazzler...hahahahaha, sorry couldn't resist. I guess we were on the Jumbotron again, but that was after having even more beer so that one is a bit of blur, I think I had my back to the camera that time.

• All you beeyatches that are now suddenly wearing Shaun Rogers jerseys, quit f'ing copying, I hate copy cats. Pick your own DAMN player. Go gitchyerself a purty Leinart jersey. F'kn copy cats! Well, if they actually knew something about football it might not be so bad, but these are definitely the brainless, I'm trying to be cool, so I'll copy the cool girl -types.

• I had backup from everyone in Sections 140-141 when I got into an argument with an asshole behind me... See my new section: Asshole of the Game below.

• The donut won AGAIN!! Woohoo, free donuts for everyone in the lower bowl and once I again I failed to get my free donut- sigh.

  ASSHOLE OF the GAME:

• To the pathetic asshole about 10 rows behind me and everyone else that has told someone at a fooball game to sit down.... TAKE YOUR LAME, NASTY, SNIVELING GRUMPY ASSES HOME, SIT ON YOUR LAZY BOY AND TORTURE YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND (if you even have one) AND LET THE REST OF US HAVE FUN & CHEER FOR THE DEFENSE YOU DUMBASS! These are the same people that are up and cheering when OUR offense has the ball cuz' they just don't get it! Fck man, and you probably wonder why you don't have any friends!

  
  

So overall it was a great day at Ford Field as usual, even though we lost - We SHOULD have beat the Seahawks about 20-6 but the offense just stunk it up as usual. The defense is for real, the only thing we need now Mr. Marinelli is a damn cornerback. Someone ala Woodson in his heydey, hell he's probably better now than any of the guys we have, including our cheerleader Dre Bly.

I am looking forward to winning the NFC this year, and with a few fixes by Martz and a defense that put a good ole' Nugent STANGLEHOLD on Alexander it should be no problem!

We are going to the St. Louis game so hopefully we'll make it to the tv screen again, and I'll be able to add it to my Cleveland Browns checkmark. I'll be the traveling Big Baby cheerleader... lol. I want to go to the Dec. 17th Green Bay game - Is anyone out there planning a trip???

I'm so scared... lmao. Everyone is talking about QB's ... I'm cringing, ready to report.....

OMG here we go.. it is Ernie Simms LINEBACKER!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOFKNHOOOOOOOOOO

The hosts on ESPN; "A little out of control, a little undisciplined" "Hard hitter, have to worry about concussions" I LOVE it! Just how I love my linebackers described. Here is some more info:

And I even love his hair! Ernie Sims on players he emulates: "Derrick Brooks and Ray Lewis are pretty much it. I really like watching LaVar Arrington, too. I like the way he plays. Pretty much, any linebacker that plays with a lot of intensity, and is very aggressive, hustling to the ball a lot. I like watching Brian Urlacher play, too. Those are the type of guys that I love to watch."

What else do we need to know?

Fkn Green Bay! No Hawk for Detroit What a great name for a linebacker too!

So Mariucci got canned and the media & fans that fall under the category of aka 'sheep or lemmings' wailed, (yea, yea I know neither animal wails, but you get my drift). Our new coach... Rod Marinelli and I love him!! He actually confirmed one of my earlier blogs about....

Fkn Raiders!! They took Huff (o crap) Millen don't you dare take fkn Leinart!

... how winning is more than about talent, especially in the NFL, since in my opinion anyone that makes it to the NFL is already in the top 90-95th percentile, so to quote Marinelli (by the way GREAT JOB MILLEN!)

Marinelli said. "Everybody's got talent. The issue is how hard are we willing to play. Fundamentals. Details. And learning to fi nish everything we start as a football team. None of that takes any talent. It's just a collective attitude of men who want to go to work."
The fact the Lions have been among the dregs of the NFL this 21st Century leaves him unfazed.

"You can make this team right now better," Marinelli said, "if you play harder than you've ever played in your life, you understand details, you stay on the details, and you know what to do. You'll start learning to finish every snap, every rep in the weight room, every practice, every detail.

"Those things, you can grow. And if you've NOT done that well enough and you start doing it, you're better. You start improving immediately because we have talent. Talent is not going to be the issue in this league all the time. It's the talent that plays good."

FINALLY! Someone who understands the non-tangibles!!

Harrington is for all intents & purposes gone, due to his own unwillingness to commit, according to Marinelli. And well, Good Luck Joey, may you land somewhere that has a coach that gives you a chance unlike the spineless, 'it's not my fault (pointing fingers) it's Joeys' Mariucci.

The ONLY reason I wanted Joey to stay is; Just to be able to say 'I told you so!'. I truly believe with Marinelli as head coach and now with the St. Louis guy (geez, can't remember his name) as Offensive coordinator we would have gone to the playoffs.

So far so good, I'm planning on going to Miami to volunteer for the 2007 Superbowl so I can watch the Lions win the damn thing!!! I love my rose colored glasses!!

Hi Everyone, sorry for the neglect - I guess all the lunacy surrounding the firing of Mariucci was just too much to deal with. Mob mentality sucks, but it's good for spin doctors I guess.

Admittedly, I haven't been paying too much attention to the off-season.

OH WAIT! I didn't tell y'all that I volunteered for the SBXL right here in Detroit! I had a blast & MY feet were on Ford Field during the game!! It was great here's some pics: .... Actually, it will be much easier to have a link to the pics so it's along the left hand side =========> Well, I guess that would make it the other left eh?