I would call the radio stations myself with this, but I end up swearing and getting hung up on. So anyone out there, feel free to use it, but give the Grrrl some props! The next time the DSM starts ripping on Matt Millen call up and ask -

"So how are YOUR fantasy teams doing?, what's YOUR f'in excuse you hypocritical jackass?"

And just to drive the point home, put on your best snide, interviewing voice and say with incredulity and derogatorially (did I just make a word up?) say -

"You drafted L. Johnson/S. Alexander with your 1st pick INSTEAD of W. McGahee/M. Barber? You idiot!"

Seriously! Here we all are with our Fantasy Football Leagues. After months of research, us General Managers finally meet on draft day with pages of stats, years of actual NFL history, we know if they are in a contract year, we know if they are malcontents, we know what they did in their offseason, we KNOW everything about all these proven NFL stars!! And yet WE can't draft playoff contenders with only 10 teams. Imagine if you had freaking 32 teams in your fantasy League!!

So would everyone in the DSM and all you idiotic bobble heads out there just GIVE IT UP ALREADY!!! The next time you want to rip on, or carry your stupid Fire Millen signs, look in the mirror first and ask what the imaginary fans of your fantasy league would be saying about you and your choices right now!!!

By the way, my FF team is currently 4-3 (tied for first) thanks to the freaking waiver wire!!

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I am sooooo sick of the DSM and their bobble head fans!!! So this Issue is for you. I understand that the DSM NEED to create controversy, or well, they wouldn't have jobs now - would they? Understand it? Yes. Like it? No!! I can't even listen to the radio anymore because the hypocrisy and repetition of both the hosts & the bobble heads, frankly, pisses me off!

So for the few fans out here who can 1) Think for themselves and 2)Have enough 'balls' to NOT be bullied, I'd like to say, YOU'RE A BUNCH OF DROOLING IDIOTS! Most of you probably weren't good enough to make your high school football team let alone start. I'm sure picking on the Lions (players, staff, owners) is the lingering stench of jealousy stemming from your high school inferiority complex that's been festering for 20 years. GET OVER IT!!

I wouldn't dare put words in the player's, staff's, owner's mouths... But for those of you thinking it, there... I just said. Now that I've lowered myself to their level, let me try to climb out of the muck and throw in what I'm so sick of!

• I've noticed something this year, after the Lion's win AND since they've had a WINNING record, all you hear on the radio stations is how bad the Tigers suck! Imagine THAT!! When the Lion's lose, all you hear on the stations is every detail in which each person affiliated with the Lion's Sucks!


• As soon as anyone calls and has even a shred of something positive to say, they are mocked, offered the cornbread, hung up on and then all the callers after that, call to mock the previous caller.


• The Fords, Millen, Marinelli and Martz do NOT WANT to lose... gawd, statements spewing from your mouths suggesting otherwise is sooooo moronic!


• The only people that want to perpetuate the losing is the DSM and the miserable 'fans' out there, whose only achievement in life is to be known by their nicknames on sports talk radio. Quit trying draining mine, Marinelli's, Kitna's, Roy's, and Lion's rookies HALF FULL cups! You leeches.


• Case in point. We went to the Lion's charity luncheon last year and sat at a table with a rookie linebacker. EVERYONE at the table went on and on ad nauseam about how horrible the Lion's organization was, 'there must be a Lion's curse', 'hopefully you'll get out of here and be able to play on a real team'... I'm not kidding!! geezus And you all wonder WHY players don't seem to be motivated to play here?


• Now that Calvin 'Megatron' hasn't turned out to be a bust. I actually heard one host saying that the 1st round draft pick didn't matter and that the Lion's organization couldn't be taken seriously until they had a 4th round draft pick emerge as a superstar... WHAT?!?! hahahaha... I'm NOT kidding... and everyone called up agreeing... hahahahahaha


• All I've heard at the games and on the radio is how Kitna will never take the team anywhere, and how bad he sucks. As a matter of fact, one of the morons on the radio, explained how it was yet another example of Millen's ineptitude. According to this genius, we should be in our 2nd year with a young QB which means Matt Leinert would now be our 'on IR for the rest of the season' QB. Brilliant... you moron! So anyway... when Kitna left the Minnesota game injured, all of a sudden everyone is freaked out because we can't win without Kitna...ARGH.. Hypocrites!


• I've seen all of the DSM's pictures, and you're no Jon Kitna! I'd pay money to see any of you try to quarterback this team... And even though I've said it before, I'll say it again... Trent Dilfer HAS a Superbowl ring, Dan Marino does NOT have a Superbowl ring, so give up the 'we can't win with Kitna' bullshit already!
• Give up on the past draft picks talk... It's BORING!!


• Give up on the 'Fire Millen' talk already... It's soooo 2005!!


• No one OWES any of you interviews, and why in the hell would anyone in their right minds actually WANT to be interviewed by any of you. Although, you all sure do SUCK UP nicely when it does happen.

I could go on and on, (and probably will) but it's time for bed. I guess I should at least thank the DSM and bobble heads for at least following the adage... "If you don't have anything bad to say, then don't say anything at all"

And following in that tradition... Since you're asking for new titles for your post Lions show, I suggest... The fat, old, stupid guy's chance for revenge bitch session. Okay so it's a little too long, hmmm, how about... Yellow-bellied Abominable Washout of Men, hmmm, still a little long but hey you could shorten it to YAWN...

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... As Kitna predicted!! So, I've been meaning to write after each game, but I've been busy dammit! So instead of my usual witty posts after each game, I have decided to do an issue on a few different things that have really been bothering me this year, and a very special open letter to William Clay Ford and/or Jr.

So what am I having issues with, you ask?

• The DSM (Detroit Sports Media) (for lack of a better categorical name); Most of the guys on the radio, a LOT of the sporting news 'reporters', and some of the t.v. guys.
• The Fans: DSM started bullying any fan that showed any optimism towards the Lions as partakers of 'cornbread' back when Joey Harrington was here, and they carry it on to this day. So I'm officially christening all the fans that are puppets for the DSM... Bobbleheads. You KNOW who you are!
• Detroit's Ford Field vs. Pontiac's The Silverdome
• William Clay Ford and William Clay Ford Jr. - NOT for what you may think.

And other issues that fall into the categories above, like the Lions themselves along with the coaching staff and... of course, Matt Millen, and some fantasy football just for shits & giggles & tv breaking.